# Posted on at 2:27 am

No! Don’t jump! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Shut up and get to the point! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. And until then, I can never die? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? File not found. No argument here. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it?